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Всем здравствовать! Так получилось, что сегодня мне выпал жребий дежурного по столовой. Собственно, мне не оставалось ничего другого, как, кряхтя, отправиться на кухню, получить от Эсмеральды и Ксуки казённые редакционные продукты и весёлый цветастый фартук и приступить к кулинарству. В сегодняшнем меню у нас два блюда. Вот первое:

1) Картофель аккуратно моется и складируется в миску для последующей шкуркообработки (чистки, да какая разница!).

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2) Очищенный картофан должен приобрести вот такой симпатичный вид.

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3) Далее он шинкуется на средних размеров кусочки, короче как получится.

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4) Затем подготовленное сырьё выкладывается на сковородку, после чего добавляется три столовых ложки подсолнечного масла (вопреки мнению отдельных личностей, масло пить нельзя, в чём ваш покорный слуга убедился на собственном опыте. Собственно, поэтому у меня картоха слегка подгорела, ну да не о том!). Кстати, не забудьте посолить ваше блюдо! Примерно две щепотки соли. Но так как щепотки у всех разные, то забудьте предыдущее предложение и соль добавляйте по вкусу.

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5) Кушать подано, садитесь жрать пожалуйста!

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Блюдом номер два должны были идти французские гренки, но мне было лень мыть потом всю посуду молока в холодильнике не было, так что стартовый набор существенно потерял в качестве количестве. Главное — съедобно, так что смотрим:

1) Стартовый набор продуктов: батон, подсолнечное масло.

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2) Куски батона режутся пополам.

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3) Порезанные кусочки обмакиваются в масле, предварительно вылитом на сковородку. Далее, когда масло на сковороде закончится, плесните еще, чтобы ваши гренки не сгорели к чертям собачьим пережарились.

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4) Готовое блюдо.

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5) Классика!

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Иии…

Помните: если вы только учитесь готовить, то первые результаты советую скормить своим друзьям. Лучше всего, если они будут пьяные. Желательно, в хлам.

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  1. JekaSuperCool2002@mail.ru


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    Хуй;

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  2. JekaSuperCool2002@mail.ru


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    кстати, а чей почерк на листочке?

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      Миракла. А чт, знакомый?)

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      • JekaSuperCool2002@mail.ru


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        не, думал может сын или дочь, мало ли. смешной почерк, я так классе во втором писал

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        • Эсмеральда


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          мы тут все школьники, вас все еще это удивляет?)))

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          • JekaSuperCool2002@mail.ru


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            конечно

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  3. Антон опричник


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    В последнем предложении "ОНИ" два раза написал, исправь.

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  4. ἑταίρα


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    *gohug* греночкииии как жи я их хочу

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      Берёшь из дома черствеющий батон и дуешь в редакцию.
      Якобы это ты им помогаешь продуктами *CRAZY*
      А на самом деле смотреть, как сделают гренки, и потом ими похрустеть в компании *zhru*

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    скух такое постить :/кота... на

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